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How can I concentrate on my work when my secretary is wearing a really short skirt today?
I can tell it's a pretty outrageous skirt because I heard the other secretaries ripping her apart in the lunchroom. They may not like it - BUT I DO!
sick, u perv. get a life, or a hobby or something. thats disgusting.
Would it be rude to call my secretary now and tell her to wear that short skirt she knows I like?
and those red heels, too.
Boss, is that you?
I am a sexy Secretary with thick rimmed glasses and a very short black mini skirt?
LOVE ME!
and your name is Mikey? Kinda freaky dude.. do you enjoy cross dressing??
I am a legal secretary working in central London. HOw can I be the BEST in Legal Secretary in London !!?
Should I get some sexy secretary shoes and short skirts do you think ?? Lol !
Type really fast, be polite and friendly, have a good idea of the laws pertaining to your firm's field of speciality, be organised and most importantly be accurate.

The sexy shoes and short skirts might help too if your boss is a guy.
Letter to yahoo technical support,courtesy yahoo group?
Dear Tech Support:

I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0
to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected guy
processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.

In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialisation where it monitors all other
system activity.

Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf 5.3 no longer run
and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Sunday
Football 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I
cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to
run any of my favourite applications. I am thinking about going back
to Girlfriend 7.0 but de-install doesn't work on this program.

Can you please help!
Joe.

Dear Joe,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
misunderstanding.

Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife
1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0
is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back
to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is
impossible to de-install, delete or purge the program files from the
system once installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0, but
have
ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under Alimony/Guy
Support and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I
recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as
best you can.

When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused
them, you must run the C:\ IAPOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to
use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number
of times, but hopefully eventually the operating system will return
to normal.

Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very
rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional
software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0.

Do not under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt
version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the
system will almost certainly crash.

Best of luck!
Tech Support
WHEN MICROSOFT STARTS BUILDING CARS


1. The stereo system will only be able to listen to Microsoft FM and play Microsoft cassettes.
2. Oil, gas, and temperature gauges replaced by a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
3. To turn on the air conditioner, you will have to shut down the car for two minutes and restart it.
4. Occasionally, your car will stop and fail to restart, and you'll have to reinstall the engine to get it going again.
5. When you call the service department, they will tell you it's not their fault and blame it on the company that made the tires.
6. Before the airbag deploys, it will ask "are you sure?"
7. To make right turns, you will have to upgrade to Microsoft SteeringWheel 2.0.
8. Apple will make a car that's faster, more reliable, and easier to drive, but it will only run on five percent of the roads.
9. If you can't afford to buy a new car, you can just borrow one from a friend and copy it.
10. If you are involved in a crash, you will have no idea why
Can I fire my secretary for visible pantie lines?
Before you judge me harshly, I'm talking about granny pantie lines. It's just not attractive.

Plus I told her I want her in shorts skirts.
Sure...will you be hiring a replacement?
<<<<<<
My parents won't let me wear skirts that are 12in or shorter where can i get s skirt thats longer than 12in?
Since my rents won't let me wear skirts that are 12inches i don't buy skirts alot but being in middle school and having abunch of other girls around me that are wearing those skirts i really wanna wear them. I don't know where to get a skirt thats longer than 12inches without looking like a secretary can you help me?
o. well that suck for you.... just wear leggings under them.. thats cuter!
Dear Tech Support:?
Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
That the new program began unexpected guy processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football
5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend
7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.


Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....

____________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men often complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge, the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0! Manual under Warnings: Alimony-Guy Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application Yes Dear 2.7 to alleviate your program problems.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance!
Wife 1.0 does come with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support
Don't forget about back and foot massage 1.01.
Wife - techinal support? JOKE?
This is an old one – but I’m bored !

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
this new programme began unexpected guy processing, which took up a lot
of valuable space and resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself
into all other programmes, and now actively monitors all other systems
activity. As a result, applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football
5.0, Pub with Lads 7.5 and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the entire
system if selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run my favourite applications. I'm thinking of going back
to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall won't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Reply:
Dear Troubled User
This is a very common problem that men complain about. Most people
upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking it is merely a Utility & Entertainment package. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by
its creator to run EVERYTHING!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.
This is because the Wife 1.0 package will not allow this. Look in the
Wife1.0 User Manual under Warning - Alimony - Guy Support - Potential
Mutilation. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the operating system. In addition, installing the background application "Yes
Dear" often alleviates software glitches.
However, the best course of action is to enter the command C:/ APOLOGISE, because ultimately you will be required at some point to give the APOLOGISE
command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a
great programme, but is very high maintainence. It comes with several support
programmes, such as Clean & Sweep 3.0, Cook It 5.0 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programmes. Improper use will
activate the Nag Nag 9.5 programme. Once this occurs, the only way to
improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software,
which is often effective but very expensive. I recommend Flowers 2.0 and Diamonds 7.1. WARNING!!!
Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3..
This application is not supported by Wife 1.0, and may cause a severe malfunction.
That's a good one, pebbles, I can't stop laughing (lmao)..I have never seen that one, before.. Is it alright if I send it to my email friends? I would not want to infringe on any copyright laws..Thanks for the laugh..good luck, with Wife 1.0
Tech support Joke?
Dear Tech Support

Last year I upgraded fromGirlfriend 7.0 toWife 1.0. I soon
noticed that the new program began unexpected guy
processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all
other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3,Football 5.0
,Hunting and Fishing 7.5, andRacing 3.6no longer run,
crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keepWife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking
about going back toGirlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall
doesn't work onWife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
a Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
______________________________________

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade fromGirlfriend 7.0 toWife 1.0 ,
thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment
program.Wife 1.0 is anOPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by
its Creator to runEVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to
deleteWife 1.0 and to return toGirlfriend 7.0 . It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from
the system once installed.

You cannot go back toGirlfriend 7.0 because
Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife
1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony - Guy Support. I
recommend that you keepWife1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application
'Yes dear' to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the
APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to
normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support
programs, such asClean and Sweep 3.0 ,Cook It 1.5 andDo
Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to launch the program
Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve
the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 andDiamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not
supported by Wife
1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating
system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support
C:\ fantastic!!!
the best laugh I had today!!!
You definately deserve to install the funny 1.3 program because it was funny!!
Oh forgot this prompt:
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